The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Accurate. SCORE 146
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The power of barking SCORE 18
2pactopus SCORE 113
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The future. SCORE 23
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
