the said the perfect couple doesn’t exist… SCORE 27
this is normal SCORE 31
the perfect fit SCORE 30
the things we do for our kids SCORE 10
wear it proudly SCORE 48
can it be next, next week already? SCORE 28
thankful for my friends SCORE 14
cats can be so cruel sometimes SCORE 16
let him rise SCORE 14
so may sacrifices SCORE 32
i’m fat-bulous SCORE 22
next question SCORE 26
she hasn’t even figured out her hair SCORE 44
the interview that never ends SCORE 25
measuring time in mothers SCORE 33
i didn’t need to sleep anyway SCORE 19
never miss an opportunity for free food SCORE 16
i hope you have a wonderful day SCORE 18
hardly working SCORE 38
bouillonaire SCORE 25
look at me! SCORE 21
the choice is obvious SCORE 23
victorian slang at its finest SCORE 16
for the friends fanatic in your life SCORE -2
bring me the bucket SCORE 15
all the wholesomeness in one photo SCORE 20
totally normal transportation in florida SCORE 26
i’m busy SCORE 26
the best politician SCORE 17
fetch SCORE 22
buying this book now SCORE 35
the night awaits SCORE 7
