please sir, may i have another? SCORE 13
if the moms don’t look like this, it’s not a pixar movie SCORE 22
moths love lamp SCORE -2
the modern dark reboot SCORE 9
‘not’ was never an option SCORE 17
they can’t be doing worse, right? SCORE 21
it ain’t happening SCORE 9
how i get super powers SCORE 26
not so silent but still deadly SCORE 13
modern life is so fulfilling SCORE 31
i welcome the devil’s nap SCORE 23
thanks, mom SCORE 30
and i’d watch them all SCORE 24
the dream life SCORE 20
prove me wrong SCORE 20
karma is coming for both of them SCORE 20
it’s just for the rest of my life SCORE 24
i have the worst luck SCORE 42
stop arresting avocado dealers SCORE 26
which is it? it could be either SCORE 16
which star trek character are you? SCORE 11
you’ve only made things worse SCORE 17
i’ll have way 23 please SCORE 34
why i love weekends SCORE 17
never trust your pets with your fridge SCORE 12
i’m flattered SCORE 16
narrator *but they didn’t stop* SCORE 17
living on the edge! SCORE 31
it started with a donut SCORE 19
never remove the mcdinosaur SCORE 22
book, try reading one SCORE 28
the more you know SCORE 19