judges judily SCORE 20
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee SCORE 20
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
they were too busy asking if they could… SCORE 40
who was the random snake dude and is he okay? SCORE 28
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
i dare you to order me a pizza SCORE 37
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
some emails you can’t unsubscribe from SCORE 20
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
what’s your morning routine consist of? SCORE 31
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
pikachu was always fluffy SCORE 18
what it’s like working from home with kids SCORE 20
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
natalie portman could have played two different star wars characters SCORE 23
we’re all annoying sometimes, but it’s not our defining trait SCORE 58
jane austen novel survival skills. not everyone has them SCORE 40
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 14
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 36
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
let’s play hide the tina SCORE 35
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
