What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Every time. SCORE 123
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Guys listen… SCORE 170
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Finally. SCORE 345
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
No. SCORE 88
