want my McNumber? SCORE 5
a true classic SCORE -9
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 24
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 39
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
“basically since i was a baby” SCORE 18
where do i apply SCORE 12
the reader vs viewer wars continue SCORE 19
elijah wood you look at that SCORE 14
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
that lunch was the bomb! SCORE 25
good as new… SCORE 25
aw, rats SCORE 22
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
this what people mean when they tell me i’m foxy SCORE 30
perfect suggestion, netflix SCORE 9
i have important research to do SCORE 23
this picture tells a story of intent so concisely SCORE 15
consider this fact SCORE 20
which one are you? SCORE 31
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
honestly, a pretty good one SCORE 40
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
w-well…i-it’s not pink…it’s salmon ;) SCORE 31
“trust me, nuwave country rap n roll is here to stay” SCORE 17
how about a short vacation to the fridge SCORE 19
