Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
Spot the difference. SCORE 1388
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
People I insult. SCORE 1135
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
Like a… SCORE 601
Drink up. SCORE 461
Working beard door. SCORE 411
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Do it. SCORE 961
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
White people problems. SCORE 237
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
Duck, duck, Douche! SCORE 1017
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
Wait a minute… SCORE 656
