birthday cod SCORE 28
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 15
failing at therapy SCORE 19
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
very smol awoo SCORE 26
beaver blt SCORE 22
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
clever girls SCORE 12
tomorrow at 2 SCORE 19
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
staring at a menu SCORE 17
why hedgehogs have spikes SCORE 38
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
friend of jason, husband of brandy SCORE 37
identifying with frankenstein’s monster SCORE 25
are you actually relaxing? SCORE 27
i have a book SCORE 31
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
surprised sea squirts SCORE 21
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
downward spiral SCORE 22
no more cupcakes SCORE 26
i love you in german SCORE 19
jabbacado toast SCORE 17
life as a mushroom SCORE 10
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
