the lord’s carbs SCORE 15
whoops SCORE 6
myself, obviously SCORE 32
drunk drama SCORE 9
delicates SCORE 3
being a rug would be easier SCORE 11
earth sandwich SCORE 36
the real reason to own a phone book SCORE 23
wrong on so many levels SCORE 6
all the yes SCORE 16
the movie makes itself SCORE 16
i’ll be back SCORE 9
404 error SCORE 8
what’s the location? SCORE 30
the worst character SCORE 24
give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35
ankle tattoos SCORE 27
choose your own speed SCORE 21
they would breed SCORE 25
tall cat vs pile of cat SCORE 18
evil underpants SCORE 28
bologna! SCORE 18
take all my money SCORE 17
drunk humming bird SCORE 34
am i a pig? SCORE 12
how to pet a dog SCORE 16
this needs to be in a fast and furious movie SCORE 6
it was just a nap SCORE 20
i have cats SCORE 9
not yet SCORE 19
the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7
false advertising SCORE 9
