Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
A damn fool SCORE 65
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
Speed bumps ahead… SCORE 103
When your friend is about to do something stupid… SCORE 105
I do this all too often SCORE 81
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
Thanks, Internet. SCORE 48
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
Thanks? SCORE 66
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
The most metal kid ever SCORE 88
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 94
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 104
Who else does this? SCORE 112
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
America is so progressive SCORE 78
Johns Hopkins Gives Honorary Master’s Degree SCORE 109
Admiration SCORE 80
Plenty of fish in the sea SCORE 59
Full time savage SCORE 71
The sorcerer’s stone SCORE 156
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
BBC are great with titles. SCORE 95
