you know you’re an npc if… SCORE 34
always do the car test SCORE 20
this is a flower SCORE 17
i both lava and hate you at the same time SCORE 7
never SCORE 8
water kitty SCORE 5
her demands never stop SCORE 17
taking lots of tylenol that evening SCORE 9
csi will never run out of ideas SCORE 17
onward, noble steed! SCORE 23
it’s sleepy time SCORE 20
what bear? i don’t see a bear SCORE 12
there’s a clear line separating satire and bullying SCORE 51
would you build a bear? SCORE 15
game changing decision SCORE 27
i can hear it way too clearly SCORE 20
as cats are known to do SCORE 10
this is why no one trusts 5g SCORE 6
just don’t get caught SCORE 16
learn to love the rewrite SCORE 13
modern fashion SCORE 4
obituary written by a bot SCORE 38
build the killdozer SCORE 1
have you ever heard of death cab for cutie? SCORE 9
the legend of taylor swift SCORE 14
calamarigraphy SCORE 30
what will happen to our squid games? SCORE 29
they’re summoning their snail god SCORE 18
that’s hot SCORE 13
this room is full of cheer SCORE 27
horses SCORE 13
i’m not trying to push you into traffic SCORE 17
