Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
I’m a towel. SCORE 344
I choose you! SCORE 274
Poor T-rex. SCORE 96
How I see my classmates vs. how our professor sees us. SCORE 184
Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263
I put an end to his curiosity. SCORE 280
Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 291
Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218
America as seen by The United States. SCORE 66
I get it now. SCORE 233
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
Secure your files. SCORE 105
There is a person out there for everyone… SCORE 102
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 301
Ummm… SCORE 214
Toddlers and Tiaras. SCORE 235
Scumbag banana… SCORE 196
I love being around you. SCORE 218
At first, we were all like… SCORE 326
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252
I’m Batman! SCORE 281
How to be cool. SCORE 140
Every song. SCORE 101
Fancy sit down dinner at my college apartment. SCORE 124
Freeze. SCORE 207
Basically just drop everything. SCORE 173
Ice cream antisocial. SCORE 94