
want my McNumber? SCORE 5

well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13

working from home problems SCORE 27

this what people mean when they tell me i’m foxy SCORE 30

forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24

spicy water(TM) SCORE 17

dang, and here i thought i was write about that SCORE 24

putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19

1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14

nerd moment SCORE 13

i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29

“and the 100m in a record-breaking 30 seconds!” SCORE 35

she really gets me SCORE 13

the reader vs viewer wars continue SCORE 19

bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2

*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12

but what about second knowing SCORE 31

sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0

giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9

yeah you motherducker SCORE 32

you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21

perfect suggestion, netflix SCORE 9

burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19

it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15

putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16

the happiest cat alive SCORE 47

the game of cat and house SCORE 26

growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19

a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17

better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9

fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10

if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34