my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
*just in case SCORE 27
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
she’s the one SCORE 1
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
self esteam issues SCORE 26
she really gets me SCORE 13
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
parental support SCORE 22
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
5, obviously SCORE 38
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 19
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
