Potato SCORE 120
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
When I die SCORE 127
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
Time to find a different neighborhood SCORE 98
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
Link problems SCORE 140
Some dogs just need a mid-jog nap SCORE 117
Bring me home. SCORE 93
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Either SCORE 114
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Every time SCORE 134
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 91
Stress perm SCORE 50
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
Words SCORE 114
Grow a pear SCORE 63
Fun Prank SCORE 99
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
