i know the feeling well SCORE 31
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
5 days a week SCORE 45
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
important psa SCORE 44
cats always come first SCORE 27
so true SCORE 37
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
oh wow SCORE 49
there were no survivors SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
must pet the pet SCORE 37
too late SCORE 38
pebble and roll SCORE 65
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45