Aliens have amazing hearing SCORE 47
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
scary everything SCORE 33
Good boi SCORE 37
gonna be a rough landing SCORE 24
Jerry needs friends SCORE 40
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
Plants SCORE 43
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
cats poop rainbows SCORE 25
you are the chosen one SCORE 52
noobs SCORE 26
smol SCORE 41
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26