*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19
yeah you motherducker SCORE 32
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
she really gets me SCORE 13
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
spicy water(TM) SCORE 16
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
nerd moment SCORE 12
fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
this what people mean when they tell me i’m foxy SCORE 30
ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 31
the game of cat and house SCORE 26
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
the reader vs viewer wars continue SCORE 19
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
want my McNumber? SCORE 5
working from home problems SCORE 27
dang, and here i thought i was write about that SCORE 24
perfect suggestion, netflix SCORE 9
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
the happiest cat alive SCORE 47
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
“and the 100m in a record-breaking 30 seconds!” SCORE 35
a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
