
My dog left me a present. SCORE 266

The nerve. SCORE 239

Hontas… SCORE 180

The dog speedometer. SCORE 202

When you see it… SCORE 212

Haiku! SCORE 161

I lost all of my contacts. SCORE 172

Tips for success with women. SCORE 156

Painting reality. SCORE 141

The weekend. SCORE 258

Dear God… SCORE 243

Kiteboarding a hurricane. SCORE 69

Finnish hotel and igloo resort. SCORE 246

Go to class, live forever. SCORE 374

Awkward… SCORE 224

May I take your order? SCORE 207

Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 247

Impressed. SCORE 181

Italics. SCORE 259

Global warming. SCORE 127

Tattoos are like cats. SCORE 169

Chinese Rick-Roll. SCORE 290

IV Nutella. SCORE 134

Double standards. SCORE 178

Words. SCORE 248

Angry coffee. SCORE 150

Facebook is a jerk. SCORE 104

Cereal! SCORE 181

History of the world. SCORE 283

Tank disguise. SCORE 238

You should do s’more typing. SCORE 156

flump. SCORE 147