you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
very subtle SCORE 17
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
my next hobby SCORE 13
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
smells like sadness SCORE 16
memes cure everything SCORE 10
medical mystery SCORE 25
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
i just love food too much SCORE 21
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
you’re probably faking it SCORE 53
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 21
happens all the time SCORE 26
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
