sir, have you looked in the mirror? SCORE 13
too many pillows SCORE 13
don’t look under the bed SCORE 22
sometimes you just need to throw a chaos grenade into a situation SCORE 26
air fryers are just ovens SCORE 31
artful pettiness SCORE 35
whatever pays the bills SCORE 29
stories like this really warm my bones SCORE 26
they yearn for the mines SCORE 40
autobots, roll out! SCORE 13
musical pest SCORE 22
the best feeling SCORE 28
were my instructions not clear? SCORE 20
i was today’s years old when i learned SCORE 21
my brain is stuck here SCORE 38
too hot to copy SCORE 14
procrastination got hands SCORE 17
soon SCORE 17
turn up the volume SCORE 29
it’s a life sentence SCORE 19
and just like that… ghost SCORE 21
it’s the cat’s coffin now SCORE 19
snipped it in the butt SCORE 23
dad bot SCORE 38
you’re so getting arrested! SCORE 12
this is cute SCORE 29
elaboration as a threat SCORE 31
he’s not wrong, though SCORE 24
the choice should have been obvious SCORE 24
this is what i mean when i say “ideal work environment” SCORE 22
make cities climbable again SCORE 16
only the best for your horse SCORE 8
