Accurate. SCORE 146
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
2pactopus SCORE 113
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The power of barking SCORE 18
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Same thing… SCORE 21
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
The Twortle SCORE 142
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
