the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 40
happy birthday! SCORE 19
the worst SCORE 19
evil genius SCORE 13
pure happiness SCORE 20
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
holy dog SCORE 20
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 31
go back to c SCORE 25
did you hear the honk? SCORE 27
loin king SCORE 27
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
don’t tell mom SCORE 24
more milk per milk SCORE 17
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
penelope refuses to be contained SCORE 23
the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
flan from god SCORE 21
got it SCORE 19
burns so good SCORE 4
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
everything else sucks SCORE 16
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
time is of the essence SCORE 17
always screaming SCORE 5
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
dirty talk SCORE 21
not even mad SCORE 27