surprised sea squirts SCORE 21
failing at therapy SCORE 19
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
birthday cod SCORE 28
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
tomorrow at 2 SCORE 19
clever girls SCORE 12
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
staring at a menu SCORE 17
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
identifying with frankenstein’s monster SCORE 25
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
no more cupcakes SCORE 26
life as a mushroom SCORE 10
downward spiral SCORE 22
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 15
very smol awoo SCORE 26
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
i have a book SCORE 31
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
i love you in german SCORE 19
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
friend of jason, husband of brandy SCORE 37
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
