back to bed! SCORE 19
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
an impossible task SCORE 20
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
they get huge SCORE 22
definitely a dog SCORE 46
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
clever SCORE 29
call the fire department SCORE 4
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
i’m canceling SCORE 9
excuse me SCORE 19
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
this is why i drink SCORE 29
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
hi friend! SCORE 31
i always spill SCORE 17
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
i have layers SCORE 33
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
who’s in? SCORE 34
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
