life as a mushroom SCORE 10
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
i have a book SCORE 31
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
failing at therapy SCORE 19
downward spiral SCORE 22
friend of jason, husband of brandy SCORE 37
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
very smol awoo SCORE 26
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 15
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
surprised sea squirts SCORE 21
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
clever girls SCORE 12
staring at a menu SCORE 17
identifying with frankenstein’s monster SCORE 25
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
no more cupcakes SCORE 26
i love you in german SCORE 19
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
birthday cod SCORE 28
third red light in a row SCORE 18