I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
Racism is stupid… SCORE 939
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
A ship in port is safe… SCORE 921
Things to do when you’re stuck at the airport. SCORE 482
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
Har har har. SCORE 411
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Buffering. SCORE 814
Awesome mom is awesome. SCORE 349
If it’s still in your mind… SCORE 946
Do you remember? SCORE 514
4/21. SCORE 617
Looks about right… SCORE 1105
No shame. SCORE 1165
If you can’t find it in 3 minutes… SCORE 771
Do want. SCORE 1043
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
How to get more coments. SCORE 957
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Let’s go to Candy Mountain, they said… SCORE 1219
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 288
Heard you’re pregnant… SCORE 291
A wild homework appeared! SCORE 425
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559