
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 23

accidental beauty SCORE 32

a very small dog SCORE 15

you are charcuterie SCORE 11

slap them SCORE 13

yes they are SCORE 7

be kind, peanut butt SCORE 16

supersize it SCORE -4

everything beagle SCORE 1

what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 15

onward, steed! SCORE 14

exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19

excuse me, this is America SCORE 13

you saw nothing! SCORE 17

must. hold. it. together SCORE 13

is this satire? SCORE 15

memorable first customer SCORE 17

it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17

we dare you SCORE 11

i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10

a cat wrote this SCORE 8

a totally normal seat SCORE 13

friday is perfect actually SCORE 27

don’t insult al capone SCORE 29

stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16

i like bananas SCORE 10

turtle magic ritual SCORE 15

cramps SCORE 10

it’s perfect SCORE 22

otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12

what is this, pants? SCORE 23

mooooo SCORE 15