
How to confuse an idiot SCORE 1

You make an excellent point. SCORE 166

Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171

Metric VS Customary SCORE 6

Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2

This generation. SCORE 265

The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168

right in dat childhood. SCORE 2

How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125

Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239

Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296

There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206

Forever and always SCORE 0

When I’m home alone. SCORE 173

I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82

Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4

Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169

Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633

SMILE!!! SCORE 151

Why can’t we live here? SCORE 228

When Not Using a cell phone SCORE 3

My new calculator. SCORE 109

How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63

When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105

Karma. SCORE 236

The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169

Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132

Just Phil Dunphy SCORE 183

How hurricanes form. SCORE 135

Good idea. SCORE 4

Every time. SCORE 180

The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159