chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
at least he listened SCORE 25
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
nap time! SCORE 38
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
pretty much SCORE 29
holy cow! SCORE 40
life insurance payout SCORE 42
hot take! SCORE 59
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
only made me like the place more SCORE 38
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
quarantine casually depressed SCORE 29
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
it’s a test SCORE 21
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
Deborah was not happy SCORE 30
you will pay for this betrayal hooman SCORE 33
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
he might be right SCORE 30
smart shopping SCORE 39
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
they’re brutal SCORE 45
$30 uber SCORE 30
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
dogs are smarter than humans SCORE 36
