When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 26
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
Broiled doggo? SCORE 24
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 13
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
Switch it up today. SCORE 24
I… never thought of that. SCORE 28
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 23
