and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
this is entertainment SCORE 8
gift not included SCORE 20
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
smells like sadness SCORE 16
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
memes cure everything SCORE 10
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
now i really do know SCORE 22
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
heathens SCORE 36
i just love food too much SCORE 21
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
very subtle SCORE 17
medical mystery SCORE 25
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
my next hobby SCORE 13
