Watch me have a personality independent of politicians… SCORE 34
Doggo found an ink cartridge. SCORE 16
That’s not a phallacy… SCORE 25
Deadass… SCORE 21
Wakey wakey eggs and bacon. SCORE 21
Fingies crossed. SCORE 26
The thing about knaps… SCORE 21
Is she wrong, though? SCORE 30
Preach the good sermon, Meg. SCORE 31
I’ll allow it. SCORE 22
The longest, completely traversable road in the world. SCORE 25
And maybe a therapist, too. SCORE 31
I could ride this moose in to battle. SCORE 29
It do be like that. SCORE 23
Santa’s got a package for you SCORE 17
I bet your dad charged you rent… SCORE 32
no hope for the faithful SCORE 15
Meet Harold. SCORE 30
d-d-d-d-rop the basssss SCORE 13
FYI SCORE 22
His donors were displeased… SCORE 31
I would subscribe to this magazine. SCORE 31
‘Tis a blessing. SCORE 16
Lincoln Memorial before construction of the reflecting pool, 1916. SCORE 28
The eggs are saved… SCORE 17
These are iPad stations being prepared for virtual end of life visits at a hospital. SCORE 16
The canning has ceased to can. SCORE 20
That’s just how the chocolate starfish crumbles… SCORE 29
Nailed it… SCORE 25
A dad built a bionic arm for his young child. SCORE 29
David… come on. SCORE 31
Birtch did what? SCORE 18