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doggy+dozer
SCORE 23
but+what+about+the+genus+of+squirrel%26%238230%3B
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
what+a+helpful+lass
what a helpful lass SCORE 27
the+most+dangerous+weapon+of+them+all
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
this+professor+rested+their+case
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
honestly+not+a+bad+point
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
at+least+he+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+a+stickler
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
oh+yeah%2C+that+thing
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
this+is+known+as+the+%26%238220%3Bnope%26%238221%3B+tree
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
and+yet+i+see+clearer+than+ever+before
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
these+lifehacks+need+to+stop
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
we+are+all+connected
we are all connected SCORE 16
just+give+me+a+few+moments+to+remember+it%26%238230%3B
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
we+need+to+decriminalize+onions
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
and+you+still+end+up+blanking+until+3am
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
wait%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+supposed+to+assemble+them%3F
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
i+am+become+the+haggard+old
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
how+do+you+do%2C+younglings
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
a+genius+idea
a genius idea SCORE 24
have+a+good+one+eh
have a good one eh SCORE 17
%2Afingerguns+towards+a+wall%2A
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
now+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+good+deal
now that’s a good deal SCORE 5
i+repeat%2C+this+is+not+a
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
industrial+size+pockets+for+everyone%21
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
to+isengard+to+isengard
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
thou+shalt+be+my+date
thou shalt be my date SCORE 0
REPENT%2C+SINNERS
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 16
this+pun+lacks+drive
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
ah%2C+the+ol%26%238217%3B+family+road+trip%26%238230%3B
ah, the ol’ family road trip… SCORE 5
ha%2C+gottem%21
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
you%26%238217%3Bd+think+that%26%238217%3Bd+be+handy
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
they%26%238217%3Bre+just+missing+that+iconic+%26%238220%3BS%26%238221%3B
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
for+your+next+pet+adoption%26%238230%3B
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
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Cap%26%238217%3Bn+Crunch%26%238217%3Bs+Oops%21+Shards+of+Glass%21
Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! Shards of Glass! SCORE 133
Smiling+at+camera+expectation+vs.+reality.
Smiling at camera expectation vs. reality. SCORE 225
Putting+on+clothes+straight+from+the+dryer.
Putting on clothes straight from the dryer. SCORE 135
Pug+logic.
Pug logic. SCORE 184
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Just+my+average+day.
Just my average day. SCORE 190
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