This really turns me on… SCORE 14
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Nimble Cat SCORE 12
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Columbian Man SCORE 172
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
Super Game Facts: Castlevania – Symphony of the Night SCORE -19
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Five Doctors SCORE 175
3 easy ways to die. SCORE 16
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Jurassic Park from the Velociraptors’ Perspective SCORE 217
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 189
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Chipotle suckers! SCORE 120
The $95 million penthouse in NYC. SCORE 145
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 12
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
This sums up me and my friends SCORE -4