Sock kitty! SCORE 169
The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145
This guy just has a really hard time with zippers. SCORE 158
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
Jurassic Park. SCORE 296
So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 63
Digestive tract tip. SCORE 66
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
Stairs are lava. SCORE 43
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
Pun! SCORE 184
Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30
How women flirt. SCORE 139
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160
I want to go to there. SCORE 184
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
That’s just mean. SCORE 131
I’m so very fawned of you. SCORE 132
Cartoon fights are the best. SCORE 138
Feed me, human! SCORE 141
Because, reasons. SCORE 68
The other Spiderman. SCORE 86
Like a boss? SCORE 139
Because, reasons. SCORE 151
When I have kids… SCORE 152
They say you die twice… SCORE 275
I’m not good with babies. SCORE 177
This year. SCORE 136
This year will be different! SCORE 101
If my calculations are correct… SCORE 104
World’s happiest animal? The quokka. SCORE 310
How I learned to count. SCORE 174