I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Same thing… SCORE 21
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The power of barking SCORE 18
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Accurate. SCORE 146
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
2pactopus SCORE 113
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The Twortle SCORE 142
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
