help, i woke up SCORE 32
a true work of art SCORE 13
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
texagons SCORE 23
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
no SCORE 24
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
muggle born SCORE 15
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
space facts on your back SCORE 37
