Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Word! SCORE 19
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I was mugged! SCORE 130
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Self checkout. SCORE 244
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
I yawned! SCORE 10
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Wrong Show SCORE 191
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
I Love My School SCORE 309
Truth. SCORE 182
