Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
This troubleshoot guide in a fridge manual SCORE 25
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
treat? SCORE 25
This aged well. SCORE 18
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
It’s all good. SCORE 49
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Movie Magic SCORE 27
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Scooby regrets his curiosity. SCORE 26
Olden but golden SCORE 19
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
Some things are better left unchanged. SCORE 15
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
