don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 32
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
god must have been drunk when he came up with the idea for ducks SCORE 29
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 20
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
job well done. time to take a break SCORE 23
if you’re feeling down, here’s a few images of eeyore smiling to brighten your day SCORE 22
picasso did not age well SCORE 20
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 0
for lease navidad SCORE 21
the ring came off my pudding can!!! SCORE 17
this would be the perfect car to get stuck behind in a rain storm SCORE 18
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 22
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 29
Good luck breeding those lions! SCORE 31
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 27
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 19
taco trucks should be more like ice cream trucks SCORE 20
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 24
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 25
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
muppets pride and prejudice starring adam driver SCORE 61
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
there’s always one t-rex that manages to see imminent doom before all the other dinosaurs SCORE 27
there’s no coming back from this SCORE 23
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
it’s a… big bird! SCORE 24
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 20
data requires a manual SCORE 10
