Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 82
Weird SCORE 46
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Totally SCORE 87
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
How long does an Owl live? SCORE 72
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Under Water SCORE 98
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Arby’s… SCORE 92
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
It’s time SCORE 97
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
