Boyfriend level: 5947483 SCORE 130
My heart. SCORE 61
Hamster unicorn SCORE 188
Love. SCORE 10
I have the same hobby! SCORE 14
You look so much thinner! SCORE 11
Hmm… SCORE 14
Would you like to play a game? SCORE 2
You are what you eat. SCORE 4
Me, every second and every day. SCORE 12
What’s that supposed to mean? SCORE 10
Never trust anybody SCORE 8
This ferret SCORE 12
Packages. SCORE 11
Stalking. SCORE 6
Dad level: 6483938. SCORE 235
Priorities. SCORE 162
One of the many reasons Dave Grohl is my hero. SCORE 185
Not much has changed… SCORE 9
I wanna go where she’s going SCORE 176
Sometimes it’s hard to find a card that says just what you feel SCORE 12
Maybe Tom Brady will sign it for me… SCORE 6
Adulthood SCORE 185
What do you fear? SCORE 1
UFO or love? SCORE 14
How to offend Dumbledore. SCORE 10
The happiest fox. SCORE 14
Best $20 I’ve ever spent SCORE 13
Cowgirl kitty. SCORE 233
It’s just sitting there SCORE 171
It has been 20 years! SCORE 14
Faith in humanity restored! SCORE 236
