My Man! SCORE 108
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
Be Lucy SCORE 76
Measures of success SCORE 81
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 135
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33