A fellow Jew handed this to me while I was at a coffee shop this morning. I decided to wear a kippa (yarmulke) today to be as loudly and proudly jewish as possible. SCORE 114
Sorry SCORE 128
The Universe Never Forgets SCORE 53
evil evil evil SCORE 144
Ooof SCORE 57
The Cone That Makes It All Better SCORE 97
When you and your best friend have a strange sense of humor SCORE 151
Friends was great. SCORE 168
Finally able to fulfill a promise to my youngerself. We are handing out full size candy bars this year! SCORE 149
Vegans are evile SCORE 109
Spacial awareness SCORE 147
oh dear SCORE 147
My House: Before and After California Fires SCORE 70
Chance the Rapper SCORE 105
Grandmother’s gift SCORE 126
After listening to Lil Uzi Vert for the first time and thinking his music is absolutely terrible… SCORE 76
I heart cat SCORE 63
Been Practicing This One For A While Now SCORE 97
They have a point. SCORE 97
Bleb blem blem bblllem SCORE 55
a good try SCORE 78
We have cars too SCORE 75
Yawns all day SCORE 66
BBC News Gets It SCORE 148
Good point SCORE 164
And 40’s? SCORE 79
Respect the surgical staff SCORE 209
It’s a good point SCORE 109
That burns so bad even the Dad felt it. SCORE 153
This 74 year old man walking miles for his wife SCORE 112
Nothing wrong with saving some money SCORE 98
Sir, this spot is for handicapated only! SCORE 95