i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
dreams are fun SCORE 28
boom SCORE 12
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
puzzling SCORE 18
never forget SCORE 20
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
not a high success rate SCORE 25
til death do us part SCORE 23
every bus had these seats SCORE 20
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
only room for one! SCORE 24
glucose guardian SCORE 12
a frog riding a motorcycle SCORE 38
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
we really got the life SCORE 12
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
enter my what now? SCORE 28
fancy af SCORE 10
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29