Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 226
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Touché… SCORE 192
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
Bee logic. SCORE 159
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Accurate. SCORE 323
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
A dog’s life. SCORE 186
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
True fear. SCORE 255
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
Preflight Update SCORE 17
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 118
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Coincidence? SCORE 148
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
