hell doesnt start till I arrive SCORE 15
playing hard to get SCORE 18
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
you’re hired SCORE 22
it was only 4 bottles…of “water”…. SCORE 21
just one day… SCORE 23
so this is where they go when it rains men SCORE 11
FYI: SCORE 22
business is a cruel world SCORE 23
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 19
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 17
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
if i just lay here SCORE 11
en garde SCORE 22
imagine trying to build this SCORE 27
i relly trid SCORE 32
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
susan doesn’t have time for your crap SCORE 4
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
i too look at slowrobot and iwastesomuchtime! SCORE 18
this is quite the life SCORE 12
golf bar cocktails very strong SCORE 18
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
