Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
We the people SCORE 112
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
All of these are true SCORE 178
I do this all too often SCORE 81
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
Adulthood SCORE 111
Full time savage SCORE 71
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
America is so progressive SCORE 78
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
Leo gets it SCORE 164
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Admiration SCORE 80
A damn fool SCORE 65
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
Who else does this? SCORE 112
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
She said it. Then, she did it. SCORE 197
