What patience looks like. SCORE 218
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Accurate. SCORE 257
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Finally. SCORE 345
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162