do not pass go. do not collect $200 SCORE 26
give him his treat SCORE 31
it’s easier to just sleep SCORE 22
apple time! SCORE 11
turn around, for your own safety SCORE 19
it’ll just be a few more hours SCORE 20
the freedom of living alone SCORE 13
lol SCORE 24
got it? SCORE 8
would be greatly appreciated SCORE 26
oh god punnett squares SCORE 32
you all tried your best SCORE 26
so many options SCORE 10
so soft! SCORE 17
i do know. i do know SCORE 14
road ragin’ my way to work SCORE 16
attacked by a bear SCORE 11
you ask the impossible SCORE 5
he still doesn’t know they own a vacuum SCORE 7
i have a lot of secret admirers SCORE 28
disagree SCORE 30
we literally did nothing SCORE 39
terrible call SCORE 21
yeah, just leave it there SCORE 26
what’s the worst that could happen? SCORE 22
i’m never leaving SCORE 27
the horse is supposed to ride geralt SCORE 24
every time SCORE 22
a timeless movie SCORE 48
another demon summoned SCORE 24
the next pope SCORE 13
church pun SCORE 19