HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY WITH HUMAN SCORE 0
Dumbledore Books SCORE 6
You’re not you when you’re hungry SCORE -30
Milk SCORE 143
Yes, Yes It Does SCORE 156
Exiting Public Bathrooms SCORE 32
The Horrors Weren’t Common Knowledge Yet SCORE 130
that’s it, I’m voting for Bernie. SCORE 11
Americans And Their Distances SCORE 169
Hillary’s reaction to all the accusations of lying SCORE 6
Accurate. SCORE 15
Cupcakes are healthy. You’re welcome. SCORE 6
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time… SCORE -3
Oh Ted… SCORE 112
How You Know Your Cat Is Fat SCORE 93
Running Electricity Through a Pencil SCORE 24
Getting these for my house SCORE 9
Every Day Is Leg Day SCORE 5
Damascus, Syria, Before And After SCORE 87
Goddammit Ikea SCORE 5
We are a very contemplative generation. SCORE 206
The experience of true panic SCORE 12
Logic, is that you? SCORE 14
Oh, Michigan. SCORE 101
WUT SCORE 74
When you blatantly lie on your resume SCORE 117
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 12
When School Gets Hard, Just Remember SCORE 15
Wikipedian Protestor SCORE 13
A Giraffe’s Coffee SCORE -4
Why Aren’t We Funding This Right Now? SCORE 12
Political Pun SCORE 165
