Texts from Mom: people with aging grandparents will understand. SCORE 100
Poor Grammar Is The Real Crime SCORE 10
The Thing That Screws Us Up Most In Life SCORE 112
I Totally Understand The Burglars SCORE 123
Sleeping With A Woman And Dog SCORE 1
He knows we know! SCORE 142
If this doesn’t cheer you up I dunno what will SCORE 13
Beautiful and delicious SCORE 16
You must be 6′ to join the Dark Side SCORE 148
Ruff day? SCORE 14
It’s A Reality, People SCORE 98
How Cruel Of Them SCORE 11
Why do you have so many VHS tapes? SCORE 6
Vegans be like… SCORE 127
Why horse hoofcare is a big deal SCORE 87
The scariest story ever told SCORE 112
Being In Your Mid Twenties SCORE 169
Doge SCORE -18
Possums. How do they work? SCORE 163
too soon? SCORE 129
Salem Scout Badge SCORE 16
Don’t Mess With This Dude SCORE 12
Strangely Satisfying SCORE 4
Gorgeous And Colorful SCORE 7
How I imagine a company receives my resume SCORE 131
No further questions SCORE 15
Thor as a toddler SCORE 16
Some day SCORE 104
Canada V. ISIS Dawn of Justice SCORE 228
No Thanks, You Keep It SCORE 8
School loans SCORE 9
Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, and now this :( SCORE 119
